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fun story ok so one time in college i was visiting my grandparents for a weekend around passover and they gave me some matzah to take back for my dorm and a few days later my roommate and I and some friends were sitting around and they saw the matzah and were like “hEY WHAT’S THAT” and I was like “oh that’s matzah you don’t want any of that” but they tried it anyway and
for some reason
they thought it was the best shit they’ve ever eaten?? and I mean like they were eating it straight out of the box not even with butter or anything and they were like WOW THIS IS SO GOOD I tried explaining to them that matzah is just a cracker but thinner and dryer and more terrible but for some reason they thought it was delicious
I don’t even want to know what they’d do if they tried challah they’d probably convert instantaneously or something
and then we would have to fight over who gets to be kyle in our inevitable south park cosplay